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Do you snack?

Do you sometimes feel like not sitting down to a full-blown lunch, and just take mini-breaks for snacks throughout the day instead?

How about consuming content?

Maybe listening to a one-hour podcast or reading a 2,000-word article is something you’ll just NEVER get round to.

That’s why these Daily Brain Tattoos are never more than a minute-or-two’s read, and why the audio versions play in a single minute.

Since I started reading them out-loud as Alexa Flash Briefings a couple of weeks ago, hundreds of people have downloaded and listened to them.

Try my snacks, then make some of your own!  


PS – Here’s where to listen to the JHM Flash Briefings online if you don’t have an Alexa device

Your Speaking Gig

Would you like to guest on a podcast or live show? 

As a thank-you for being with me in Content Week this week, I’ve got a couple of cool ideas to get you out in front of an audience who wants to hear what you have to say:

  1. Every Tuesday and Thursday I run a LIVE show in the Jonny Hates Marketing Facebook Group to my 3,400 + members. If you’d like to be a guest on one of my shows, simply reply to this email with “LIVE SHOW” and I’ll get back to you to arrange it.
  2. Here’s a FREE service I use to get guest spots on OTHER PEOPLE’S PODCASTS. It’ll boost your exposure whether or not you have your own podcast as well!

Video and audio broadcasts are fun, impactful and help to position you as an authority to your ideal clients.

Guesting on other people’s shows is a great way to get started. 

Can’t wait to hear your voice soon!


PS – You can hear my voice soon if you jump on my FREE Facebook Group Masterclass on the 25th April, from 1pm-3pm UK. I’ll show you all the systems i use to build the Jonny Hates Marketing Facebook Group to a highly-engaged 3,400+ member community in just a few months. It’s not a webinar, it’s an interactive masterclass where we’ll be working on your Facebook Group, LIVE.  

S1 EP4 – LinkedIn Queen Jill Chitty hits hard about your rubbish LI profile

Show Notes EP4

LinkedIn On Fire!

English LinkedIn expert Jill Chitty literally shows Jonny how to optimise his profile page, live on air.

You’ll get all this and more from LinkedIn on Fire with Jonny and Jill:

  • Why you shouldn’t ignore LinkedIn in favour of more “fashionable” social media
  • The ONE key thing that will get you found “organically” by your ideal clients
  • How to leapfrog your competition by working the LinkedIn algorithm to your advantage
  • How a travel agent made £20k + extra revenue in just 3 weeks from one tiny change
  • Why your optimised LinkedIn profile is a true Effortless Marketing channel

Get your FREE LinkedIn profile review from Grow@JillChitty.co.uk

S1 EP3 – Super Joe Pardo sets Jonny on fire with his TOP business tips

Super-Joe Pardo is on fire in EP3, as he explains to Jonny why sales won’t save your business. He should know, he’s run a $20m family firm before writing 3 books and bursting onto the scene as a coach and mentor.

Jonny and Joe talk about:

  • What WILL save your business
  • Why B2B and B2C are outdated and useless acronyms
  • Why TOP is an acronym that ALWAYS works
  • Why a nice bowl makes sauce taste better
  • Why you don’t have to READ books to WRITE books

Joe’s got it licked, and so will you if you stick this in your ears for 29 gripping minutes.


S1 EP2 – Guru Yayati Desai puts Jonny in trance with his effortless marketing

This week on Jonny Hates Marketing you get an out-of-body experience as Jonny meets Indian mindfulness guru Yayati Desai, and learns how to chill his way to coaching riches without setting ever foot on the internet. Well, almost.

Using the full gamut of modern technology – microphones, headphones and a very long cable, Jonny connects his voice in the UK to the ears of Yayati in Gujurat, who does the same back, in real-time and without delay. Amazing.

Listen in wonder as the lads discuss:

  • Why a ridiculous question can get a ridiculously big result
  • How to open the Aladdin’s Cave on your doorstep
  • When family ties proved a simple way to more clients
  • Why a local business still works in the age of globalisation
  • What a chilled-out person REALLY sounds like

BONUS: Free ten-minute LIVE meditation, with actual meditation music and stuff.

Jonny Hates Marketing, but he loves a live link to India.

S1 EP1 – Dumb and Dumber Marketing Ideas Featuring Scott Doucet

Jump in on the birth of a phenomenon!

Season 1 Episode 1 of the soon-to-be-legendary Jonny Hates Marketing Show features more hot tips than you can shake a stick at, more revelations than a Bible class in Kansas, and more insights than a weekend with Tony Robbins.

JHMS host and Effortless Marketing™ proponent Jonny Cooper hangs out with guest Scotty Doucet, Canadian entrepreneur and founder of Podcast Bay, currently the hottest real estate in the podcast world.

The lads discuss:

  • The dumbest marketing ideas they’ve seen this month
  • How Jonny busted two copycat online courses
  • Why snake-oil salesmen are hiding on the internet
  • When pregnancy scans and music promotions are incompatible
  • Why most online marketing sucks, anyway
  • Some smart stuff you should be doing, right now

Plus they laugh, quite a lot actually.

Jonny Hates Marketing and so will you, after this.

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