Scene 1:

Landlord: Time to pay your rent
You: Great news! I had 110 likes and 47 comments on my post this morning

Also you: *Wakes up in ambulance*

Scene 2:

Landlord: Rent’s way overdue
You: Great news! I set up 5 sales calls for next week

You again: *Emergency op to reattach lower jaw*

Scene 3:

Landlord: About that rent
You: Great news! I made 3 sales for many moneys, so here’s your rent

Landlord: Cup of tea while you’re here?

Epilogue:

Voiceover: Make sure you do the stuff that gets you paid, not just the easy bits that tickle your tummy.

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