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Desperation Alert!

Imagine if your prospective clients felt like this, even sometimes…

“The fact you need to make a sale right now is no reason to see me as the solution to your emergency.”

Here’s how to ensure your desperation will shine out, kick your ass and kill your hopes and dreams forever:

1: On your all-about-you website, stick a massive “Book A Discovery Call” Button on the Homepage
2: In your posts, make sure you’re constantly pitching your offer and getting zero engagement
3: Via DMs, always include your scheduling link as part of your full-fat cookie-cutter welcome salvo

There are many routes to self-sabotage, but showing up like there’s a client-shaped hole only they can fill is probably the ultimate kamikaze tactic.

Be honest – if I looked at your “stuff”, is there any of that going on?

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